Funny pics with sayings for facebook
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
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1. Sip happens.2. Liquid courage in a flask.3. Flask full of happiness.4. In flask we trust.5. Flask-tastic!6. Sip, sip, hooray!7. Flask it up!8. Flaskin' and relaxin'.9. Flask me anything.10. Cheers to the flask life.
1. Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus2. Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go. 3. Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree. - Emily Bronte4. Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons. 5. Life sta
1. A vet is a hero with a stethoscope.2. Veterinarians save lives, one paw at a time.3. Vets have a special kind of love for all creatures great and small.4. A vet's compassion knows no bounds.5. In the eyes of a vet, every animal is a precious soul.6. Vets are the silent heroes of the an
Here are some famous quotes attributed to Marilyn Monroe:1. Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.2. Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.3. We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is st
1. I fell for you on my knees.2. Love is when your knees go weak at the sight of that special someone.3. I would kneel a thousand times for your love.4. Love is like a strong pair of knees, supporting and lifting you up.5. When I'm with you, my knees feel like they can conquer anything.6.
1. The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay2. Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job. - Mosher's Law of Software Engineering3. To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. - Paul Ehrlich4. There are only two h
1. Más vale tarde que nunca - Better late than never2. A quien madruga, Dios le ayuda - The early bird catches the worm3. No hay mal que por bien no venga - Every cloud has a silver lining4. En boca cerrada no entran moscas - Silence is golden5. El que mucho abarca, poco aprieta - Jack of
I'm unable to provide pictures, but here are some good morning sayings for you:1. Rise and shine! It's a brand new day full of possibilities.2. Good morning! Start your day with a smile and positive thoughts.3. Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction. Good morning!4. Every mor