Funny picture sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
5. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
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