Funny pictures and sayings to put on facebook
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just sarcastic."
9. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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1. One year down, a lifetime to go!2. Turning one is so much fun!3. Happy 1st birthday, little one!4. One year of joy, laughter, and love.5. A year of firsts, and many more to come.6. Cheers to one year of blessings and happiness.7. Today we celebrate the beginning of a beautiful journe
Here are a few sayings related to rusty spoons:1. As useless as a rusty spoon.2. Stirring up trouble with a rusty spoon.3. Like trying to eat soup with a rusty spoon.4. A rusty spoon in the soup of life.5. You can't polish a rusty spoon.6. A rusty spoon in the cutlery drawer of life.7.
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1. King me!2. Jumping for joy!3. Crowning glory.4. Double trouble.5. Checkmate!6. Crowning achievement.7. Jumping into action.8. Moving in for the kill.9. Checkers, not checkers.10. Playing the board.
1. The darkest hour has only sixty minutes. - Morris Mandel2. Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle3. The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb4. Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an ext
1. Shoot first and ask questions later.2. Ride hard, shoot straight, and speak the truth.3. Don't squat with your spurs on.4. A man's word is his bond.5. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.6. Speak softly and carry a big stick.7. There's no such thing as a free lunch.8. Don't
1. Health is not valued till sickness comes. - Thomas Fuller2. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - Benjamin Franklin3. The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil4. When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot manifest, strength cannot fight, wealth becomes useles
1. The early bird catches the worm, but the premature ejaculator catches nothing.2. Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither should your sexual stamina.3. Don't be a sprinter in the bedroom, be a marathon runner.4. It's not about how fast you finish, but how well you perform.5. Hold your hor
1. The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.2. I have a cunning plan.3. I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.4. You wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing
1. In loving memory of a beautiful soul, may your spirit bloom forever in our hearts.2. Like a flower, your presence brought beauty and joy to our lives. Rest in peace.3. As flowers bloom and wither, so too do our lives. Your memory will forever blossom in our hearts.4. In the garden of memor