Funny pictures and sayings to put on facebook

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."

8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just sarcastic."

9. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

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Sayings for first birthday

1. One year down, a lifetime to go!2. Turning one is so much fun!3. Happy 1st birthday, little one!4. One year of joy, laughter, and love.5. A year of firsts, and many more to come.6. Cheers to one year of blessings and happiness.7. Today we celebrate the beginning of a beautiful journe

Rusty spoons sayings

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Icarly penny tees sayings

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Checkers sayings

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Hardship sayings

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Blackadder sayings

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Flower card sayings for funerals

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