Funny placemat sayings
1. "I'm not a messy eater, I'm just creating abstract art with my food."
2. "I only have dinner parties for the free placemats."
3. "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
5. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food artist... with a messy canvas."
6. "I'm not a food critic, but I know what I like... and it's on this placemat."
7. "Life is uncertain, eat dessert first... on this placemat."
8. "I'm not a foodie, I'm a food enthusiast... especially when it's on this placemat."
9. "I'm not a picky eater, I just have a refined palate... that sometimes spills on this placemat."
10. "I don't always use placemats, but when I do, it's to catch my food droppings."
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