Funny plumber sayings
1. "I'm here to fix your pipes, not your life."
2. "I've seen more cracks than a plumber at a nudist colony."
3. "I'm the plumber, I'm here to lay pipe and take names."
4. "I'm not just a plumber, I'm a pipe whisperer."
5. "I've got more wrenches than a clown has balloons."
6. "I've got 99 problems, but a leak ain't one."
7. "I'm the plumber your pipes warned you about."
8. "I'm not just a plumber, I'm a leak detective."
9. "I'm the plumber who knows all the dirty secrets of your pipes."
10. "I'm like a superhero, but instead of a cape, I wear overalls."
Above is Funny plumber sayings.
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