Funny political quotes and sayings
1. "I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress." - Ronald Reagan
2. "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx
3. "In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon Bonaparte
4. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
5. "The problem with political jokes is they get elected." - Henry Cate, VII
6. "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers
7. "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill
8. "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason." - Mark Twain
9. "A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country." - Texas Guinan
10. "If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog." - Harry S. Truman
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