Funny pool sayings
1. "I don't always swim, but when I do, I prefer to make a big splash."
2. "Life is better by the poolside."
3. "I'm in a committed relationship with my pool float."
4. "Swimming: the only sport where you can drown while standing up."
5. "I'm a certified lifeguard... in my own mind."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode by the pool."
7. "Pool hair, don't care."
8. "Swimming is my therapy... chlorine is my cologne."
9. "I swim because punching people is frowned upon."
10. "My favorite stroke is the one that gets me to the poolside bar the fastest."
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