Funny positive quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth."
6. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best."
7. "I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
10. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."
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1. Cross stitch is my therapy.2. In a world full of chaos, cross stitch brings me peace.3. Stitching my way through life, one X at a time.4. Cross stitch: where creativity meets patience.5. Happiness is a needle and thread.6. Stitching memories one cross at a time.7. Cross stitch: the a
1. Bob's your uncle - used to say that something is easy or straightforward2. Chuffed - pleased or delighted3. Gutted - extremely disappointed4. Taking the mickey - teasing or making fun of someone5. Blimey - an expression of surprise or shock6. Cheers - thank you or goodbye7. Knackered
1. The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is the duty of the living to do so for them. - Lois McMaster Bujold2. Every contact leaves a trace. - Edmond Locard3. The dead speak to those who listen. - Talmud4. The body is a living record of a person's life and death. - Unknown5. Forensic scie
1. A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.2. Family is everything. Without them, you are nothing.3. The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in its loyalty to each other.4. A family is like a gun. You point it in the right direction and you pull
1. Lost in my own little world.2. Off in la-la land.3. Daydreaming like there's no tomorrow.4. Zoning out and tuning in.5. In a reverie of my own making.6. Getting lost in thought.7. Mind wandering to far-off places.8. Caught up in a flight of fancy.9. Drifting off into the clouds.
1. Keep calm and carry on.2. YOLO - You only live once.3. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
1. A building is not just bricks and mortar, it's a reflection of the people who inhabit it.2. Strong foundations are built with bricks and mortar, but true strength comes from within.3. Bricks and mortar may build a house, but it takes love and laughter to make it a home.4. In a world of con
1. Good friends are like fine wine, they only get better with time.2. In friendship, like in wine, age is just a number.3. A true friend is like a good bottle of wine, always there to lift your spirits.4. Friends are like wine, they make life more enjoyable.5. Friendship is like a good wine
1. Autism is not a disability, it's a different ability.2. I may see the world differently, but that doesn't make me any less capable.3. Autism: seeing the world in a different light.4. My brain is wired differently, and that's okay.5. Autism is not a puzzle to be solved, but a journey to b
1. I want you in my life, but I don't need you to complete me.2. Sometimes we confuse wanting someone with needing them, but true love is about choice, not necessity.3. I may want you in my life, but I don't need you to define my happiness.4. Wanting someone is a desire, but needing someone i