Funny positive thinking quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist with experience."

2. "Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you."

3. "The only disability in life is a bad attitude."

4. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade...and then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party!"

5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity...it still works!"

6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

8. "Life is like a mirror, it'll smile at you if you smile at it."

9. "I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not you."

10. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

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58 birthday sayings

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