Funny poster sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on deadline mode."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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1. It's as hot as a kangaroo's pouch out here!2. Strewth, it's a scorcher today!3. I'm sweatin' like a goanna in the sun.4. It's so hot, you could fry an egg on the bonnet of a car.5. Fair dinkum, this heat is enough to make a lizard cry.6. It's hotter than a shearer's armpit.7. I'm swe
1. Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.2. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.3. Sisters are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they're always there.4. Sisters share childhood memories and grown-up dr
1. You are what you eat.2. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.3. Good food is good mood.4. Eat, drink, and be merry.5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.6. Food is the ingredient that binds us together.7. Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.8. Cooking is love made