Funny posters and sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I may be wrong, but I doubt it."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
8. "I'm not a superhero, but I can drink coffee faster than a speeding bullet."
9. "I'm not a chef, but I can microwave like a pro."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
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1. Koi no yokan - The feeling of knowing you will fall in love with someone at first sight.2. Koi suru kimochi - The feeling of being in love.3. Hitomebore - Love at first sight.4. Koi ni ochiru - To fall in love.5. Ai no chikara - The power of love.6. Koi no michi - The path of love.7.
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. The
1. Dad: A son's first hero, a daughter's first love.2. Dad, you're the man, the myth, the legend.3. Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.4. Dad, you're the anchor in my stormy sea.5. To the world, you may be just one person, but to me, you are the world.6. Dad
Trader Sam's Grotto is actually a tiki bar located at the Disneyland Hotel in California, not a Disney bar. However, here are some popular sayings associated with Trader Sam's Grotto:1. Two heads are better than one, especially when they're yours!2. I always say, the more the merrier... until the
1. Half a year down, forever to go!2. You're my favorite chapter in this love story.3. Here's to six months of laughter, love, and endless memories.4. Half a year of loving you feels like a lifetime of happiness.5. Every day with you is a blessing, happy 6 months!6. Cheers to us and the l
1. We are not a minority. We are a majority in the world. - Cesar Chavez2. Chicano is a state of mind. - Cheech Marin3. We didn't cross the border, the border crossed us. - Unknown4. Chicano pride is alive and well. - Dolores Huerta5. Being Chicano means being proud of who you are and where
May your Christmas be merry and bright, like a gnome's cozy firelight.
1. Santa saw your Instagram, you're getting a dictionary for Christmas.2. Christmas calories don't count, right?3. Dear Santa, I can explain...4. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.5. All I want for Christmas is you... and maybe a million dollar
1. ¡Ay, mijo/a, no te olvides de tus raíces!2. En esta casa se habla español, ¡no se te olvide!3. Más vale prevenir que lamentar, ¡ponte la chaqueta!4. La familia es lo más importante, siempre debes cuidar a los tuyos.5. No hay mal que por bien no venga, todo pasa por algo.6. Dios aprieta
1. I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott2. Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich3. The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud. - Coco Chanel4. A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong sh