Funny pre wedding sayings
1. "Marriage: a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband."
2. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
3. "I can't wait to marry my best friend... I just hope they don't find out about my other best friend."
4. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
5. "I'm not sure if I'm getting married for love or for the unlimited access to someone else's closet."
6. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."
7. "I'm not sure if I'm ready for marriage, but I'm definitely ready for the wedding cake."
8. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
9. "Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand."
10. "I'm not sure if I believe in happily ever after, but I do believe in naps after the wedding."
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