Funny pregnancy sayings
1. "Growing a human is no joke, but my cravings sure are!"
2. "Pregnancy brain: where you put the remote in the fridge and the milk in the pantry."
3. "I'm not fat, I'm pregnant... okay, maybe a little fat too."
4. "Pregnancy: the only time it's socially acceptable to eat pickles and ice cream at 3 am."
5. "Pregnancy is like a 9-month science experiment on your body."
6. "I'm not waddling, I'm just practicing my penguin walk."
7. "Pregnancy: the only time you can get away with blaming your mood swings on hormones."
8. "I'm not glowing, I'm just sweating for two."
9. "Pregnancy is nature's way of preparing you for sleepless nights and endless diaper changes."
10. "I'm not nesting, I'm just hoarding baby stuff like a squirrel preparing for winter."
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