1. "Bumpin' Along"
2. "Preggo and Fabulous"
3. "Growing a Tiny Human"
4. "Pregnant AF"
5. "Baby Loading..."
6. "Pregnancy Brain: Loading..."
7. "Preggers and Proud"
8. "Baby Mama Drama"
9. "Eating for Two"
10. "Pregnant and Unstoppable"
Above is Funny pregnancy t shirt sayings.
1. Today's menu: Take it or leave it.2. Cooking is love made visible.3. The secret ingredient is always love.4. Good food, good mood.5. In this kitchen, we dance to the beat of the sizzle.6. Life is short, lick the bowl.7. Eat, drink, and be cozy.8. This kitchen is seasoned with love.
Happy as a clam at high tideBusier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contestHappier than a seagull with a french frySweating like a sinner in churchSlower than molasses in JanuaryBusier than a one-armed paper hangerCrazier than a bag of catsHungrier than a bear in a honey factor
1. Mater knows best.2. Mater always has a solution.3. Trust in Mater's wisdom.4. Mater's advice is golden.5. Listen to Mater's words of wisdom.6. Mater's guidance is invaluable.7. Mater's sayings are like treasures.8. Mater's words are like a beacon of light.9. Mater's sayings are a
1. Fake friends are like shadows, they follow you in the sun but leave you in the dark.2. A true friend sees the good in everything, while a fake friend sees the flaws in everything.3. Fake friends are like autumn leaves, they are scattered everywhere when the wind blows.4. A fake friend is l
1. Cleanliness is next to godliness.2. A clean house is a happy house.3. Cleanliness is the hallmark of perfect standards.4. Cleanliness is the key to good health.5. Cleanliness is the first step towards discipline.6. Cleanliness is the soul of a healthy mind.7. Cleanliness is not a lux
No kidding.
1. I'm not a workaholic, I'm just a dedicated employee with no off switch.2. I'm so busy at work, I think my desk chair has started to miss me on weekends.3. Work is like a bad habit - the more you do it, the harder it is to quit.4. I work so much, my boss asked me if I have a cot hidden in t
1. In the end, we are all connected. - Unknown2. We are all connected in the great circle of life. - Unknown3. The web of our life is of a mingled yarn, good and ill together. - William Shakespeare4. We are all connected, like the links of a chain. - Unknown5. No man is an island, entire of
1. Happy birthday to a beautiful soul who brings so much joy to everyone around her.2. Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and all the happiness in the world. Happy birthday!3. To my amazing friend on her special day, may all your dreams and wishes come true. Happy birthday!4. You a
1. Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain2. For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind. - Ralph Waldo Emerson3. When anger rises, think of the consequences. - Confucius4.