Funny presidents day quotes and sayings

1. "I cannot tell a lie, I did cut down the cherry tree... but it was for a good cause, I needed firewood for the winter!" - George Washington

2. "In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years... and maybe a few good political scandals too." - Abraham Lincoln

3. "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." - Ronald Reagan

4. "The best way to predict your future is to create it... or run for president, whichever comes first." - Unknown

5. "I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. Unless it's before their morning coffee, then all bets are off." - Abraham Lincoln

6. "I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it." - Calvin Coolidge

7. "I may be president, but I still can't figure out how to fold a fitted sheet." - Unknown

8. "The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly." - Abraham Lincoln

9. "My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what's for lunch." - John F. Kennedy

10. "I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming." - Lyndon B. Johnson

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