Funny pretzel sayings
1. "I'm all twisted up over you!"
2. "Life is better with a twist...of salt!"
3. "Don't get it twisted, pretzels are the best snack!"
4. "I'm knot kidding, pretzels are my favorite!"
5. "I'm on a roll...a pretzel roll, that is!"
6. "I'm feeling a little salty today, must be the pretzels!"
7. "Pretzels: the snack that's always in a twist!"
8. "I'm in a twist over how delicious pretzels are!"
9. "Pretzels: the ultimate knot-ical snack!"
10. "I'm on a pretzel high, can't come down from this salty goodness!"
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