Funny priest sayings
1. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
2. "I'm not a regular priest, I'm a cool priest."
3. "I'm not saying I'm holier than thou, but I do have a direct line to the big guy upstairs."
4. "I'm not just a priest, I'm also a stand-up theologian."
5. "I don't always pray, but when I do, it's for more coffee."
6. "I may be a priest, but I still have a sense of humor. It's a gift from God, really."
7. "I'm not sure if I'm a good priest, but I do give a mean sermon."
8. "I'm like a shepherd, but instead of sheep, I'm herding the church choir."
9. "I'm not here to judge, I'm just here to make sure you don't fall asleep during my sermon."
10. "I may be a priest, but I still have my halo slightly crooked."
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