Funny prison quotes sayings

1. "I told my wife I wanted to go to prison for the rest of my life. She said, 'You already do, it's called marriage.'"

2. "I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'"

3. "I asked the guard if I could do some gardening in prison. He said, 'Sure, just don't plant any escape routes.'"

4. "I tried to organize a prison break, but nobody wanted to be the first to leave."

5. "I told the judge I was innocent, but he said, 'Sorry, the evidence is overwhelming. You're guilty of being too charming.'"

6. "I asked my cellmate if he wanted to hear a joke about prison. He said, 'Go ahead, but make it quick before the guards hear.'"

7. "I tried to start a band in prison, but we couldn't agree on the name. The top contenders were 'The Jailbirds' and 'The Cellmates.'"

8. "I asked the warden if I could have a pet in my cell. He said, 'Sure, as long as it's a jailbird.'"

9. "I told the guard I wanted to escape from prison. He said, 'Good luck, the last guy who tried ended up in solitary confinement.'"

10. "I asked the inmate next to me what he was in for. He said, 'Breaking out in song and dance without a permit.'"

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