Funny pro gun sayings
1. "I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy."
2. "Guns don't kill people, dads with pretty daughters do."
3. "I have a strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it."
4. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just pro-gun."
5. "I don't call 911, I call Smith & Wesson."
6. "Keep calm and carry a gun."
7. "Gun control means using both hands."
8. "My gun is my best friend, it never lets me down."
9. "I'm not afraid of guns, I'm afraid of not having one when I need it."
10. "In a world full of sheep, be a sheepdog with a gun."
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