Funny prosecutor sayings
1. "I object! ...to your terrible sense of fashion."
2. "I may not be able to prove it beyond a reasonable doubt, but I'm pretty sure you're guilty of being too fabulous."
3. "I find the defendant guilty of stealing my heart... with their charming smile."
4. "I may not have all the evidence, but I do have a strong case of needing a coffee break."
5. "I'm not just a prosecutor, I'm also a mind reader. And I can tell that you're guilty of being irresistibly charming."
6. "I may not have a smoking gun, but I do have a smoking sense of humor."
7. "I object! ...to your lack of enthusiasm for my legal puns."
8. "I may not have a slam dunk case, but I do have a slam dunk sense of style."
9. "I may not have all the answers, but I do have a great sense of humor. And that's all the evidence I need."
10. "I may not be able to prove it in court, but I'm pretty sure you're guilty of stealing the show with your wit and charm."
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