Funny quotations and sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a passionate relationship with it."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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1. Fifty and fabulous!2. Fifty years young and still going strong.3. Embracing 50 with grace and style.4. Half a century never looked so good.5. 50 and fabulous, just like fine wine.6. Here's to 50 years of wisdom, laughter, and love.7. Fifty and thriving, just getting started.8. Age
Here are a few dark enigmas and sayings for you to ponder:1. I am always hungry, but you can never feed me. What am I?2. I am a silent killer, lurking in the shadows. What am I?3. I have a face but no eyes, hands but no arms. What am I?4. I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and
1. If it never existed, then it was never meant to be.2. Sometimes things that never existed are the things we are better off without.3. In the realm of possibilities, what never existed can never be missed.4. The absence of what never existed leaves room for new opportunities.5. Let go of
1. My brain has too many tabs open.2. Brain: 90% thoughts, 10% random song lyrics.3. My brain is like a browser with 100 tabs open.4. My brain is a wild and wonderful place.5. Overthinking is my brain's favorite hobby.6. My brain is powered by coffee and cute animal videos.7. My brain i
1. Wishing you a season filled with warmth, comfort, and good cheer. Merry Christmas!2. May your heart be filled with the joy of the season. Merry Christmas!3. Sending you love, peace, and happiness this Christmas. Enjoy the magic of the holiday season!4. May your home be filled with laughter
1. Bob's your uncle!2. It's not my cup of tea.3. As right as rain.4. Don't get your knickers in a twist.5. A piece of cake.6. Blimey!7. Chin up!8. Budge up.9. Fancy a cuppa?10. I'm chuffed to bits.
1. Aim small, miss small.2. Break 'em all!3. Smoke 'em!4. Pull, aim, fire!5. Shoot straight, break clay.6. Hit 'em high, hit 'em low, watch 'em shatter, watch 'em go!7. Clay dust, must trust.8. One shot, one kill.9. Crush those clays!10. Clay pigeons beware, I'm coming for you!
1. Bloom where you are planted.2. Embrace the new beginnings that spring brings.3. Just like a flower, you have the power to grow through the dirt and bloom beautifully.4. Spring is a reminder that change can be beautiful.5. Let your soul blossom with the flowers of spring.6. In the sprin
1. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama2. The key to being happy is knowing you have the power to choose what to accept and what to let go. - Dodinsky3. Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gand
Here are some popular British sayings that are often used:1. Bob's your uncle - This phrase is used to say that something is easy or straightforward.2. It's raining cats and dogs - This is a common expression used to describe heavy rain.3. Mind the gap - This is a warning often heard on the Lo