Funny quotes and phrases and sayings
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
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1. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings2. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras3. The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog. - M.K. Clinton4. Happi
1. Honoring the past, remembering the fallen.2. In memory of those who served with honor and courage.3. Lest we forget the sacrifices of our ancestors.4. Proudly honoring our Confederate heritage.5. Remembering the brave souls who fought for their beliefs.6. Honoring the legacy of our Con
1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.2. It's not the destination that matters, but the journey along the way.3. Life is a journey, not a destination.4. The road to success is always under construction.5. The journey is the reward.6. Focus on the journey, not the de
I'm unable to provide images, but here are some cute sayings about puppies:1. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings2. Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles M. Schulz3. The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as un
1. Jy kan nie 'n ou hond nuwe truuks leer nie. - You can't teach an old dog new tricks. (Meaning: It is difficult to change someone's habits or behavior, especially if they are set in their ways.)2. Die aap uit die mou laat kom. - Letting the cat out of the bag. (Meaning: Revealing a secret or c
1. Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish them. - Unknow
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?4. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.5. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.6. I'm not short-tem
1. The 6ix - Referring to Toronto's area code 416, this term has become a popular nickname for the city.2. T-dot - Another nickname for Toronto, often used by locals.3. Hogtown - A historical nickname for Toronto, referencing its early reputation as a meat-packing center.4. The Big Smoke - A
1. He's as salty as a pretzel dipped in the Dead Sea.2. She's saltier than a sailor on shore leave.3. That comment was saltier than a bag of potato chips left out in the sun.4. He's got more salt than a salt shaker at a fast food restaurant.5. She's as salty as a margarita rimmed with salt.
1. भयं न हि विद्यते यत्र नामैवं तत्र दुःखं। (bhayaṁ na hi vidyate yatra nāmaivaṁ tatra duḥkhaṁ) - Where there is no fear, there is no sorrow.2. भयं द्वितीयाभिनिवेशतः स्यात्। (bhayaṁ dvitīyābhiniveśataḥ syāt) - Fear arises from attachment.3. भयं नास्ति विना युद्धे। (bhayaṁ nāsti vinā yuddhe) - There