Funny quotes and sayings about computers
1. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user-friendly."
2. "I'm not a computer nerd, I prefer the term 'intellectual badass'."
3. "I have a love-hate relationship with my computer. It loves to hate me."
4. "My computer is like my pet, it knows all my secrets and sometimes refuses to obey me."
5. "I asked my computer for a joke, it replied, 'My life'."
6. "My computer is so slow, it's like watching a sloth on a caffeine high."
7. "I'm not addicted to my computer, we're just in a committed relationship."
8. "My computer has a mind of its own, and it's a devious one."
9. "I'm not sure if my computer is male or female, but it definitely has a 'Ctrl' complex."
10. "I don't need a therapist, I just need a faster computer."
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