Funny quotes and sayings about friends

1. "A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'"

2. "Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for support."

3. "I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that."

4. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face."

5. "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."

6. "Friends don't let friends do silly things alone."

7. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."

8. "Friends are therapists you can drink with."

9. "Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone."

10. "Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."

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