Funny quotes and sayings for kids
1. "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a player, I'm a gamer. Players get chicks, I get achievements."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
9. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just mischievously creative."
10. "I'm not a chatterbox, I'm just verbally expressive."
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