Funny quotes and sayings of the day
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist with a sarcastic twist."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
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