Funny quotes and sayings tagalog

1. "Ang pag-ibig parang bato, mahirap pigilan." (Love is like a rock, hard to stop.)

2. "Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Pero kapag wala kang tiyaga, wala kang nilaga!" (If you have patience, you'll have stew. But if you have no patience, you'll have nothing!)

3. "Ang taong nagigipit, sa bumbay kumakapit." (A person in need clings to the Indian.)

4. "Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag walang tiyaga, may bulaga!" (If you have patience, you'll have stew. If you have no patience, you'll be shocked!)

5. "Kung gusto may paraan, kung ayaw maraming dahilan." (If you want it, there's a way. If you don't, there are many excuses.)

6. "Huwag kang magpakatanga sa taong hindi ka naman mahalaga." (Don't be foolish for someone who doesn't value you.)

7. "Ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan, may stiff neck." (Those who don't look back to where they came from have a stiff neck.)

8. "Kapag may usok, may niluto. Kapag walang usok, walang niluto!" (If there's smoke, something's cooking. If there's no smoke, nothing's cooking!)

9. "Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, ay parang masahol pa sa hayop at malansang isda." (Those who don't love their own language are worse than animals and stinky fish.)

10. "Kapag ang puno ay matuwid, matuwid din ang mga sanga." (If the tree is straight, so are the branches.)

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