Funny quotes food and health sayings
1. "I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
2. "The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook." - Julia Child
3. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." - Tommy Cooper
4. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
5. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields
6. "I'm not a chef, but I'm passionate about food. I'm not a doctor, but I'm passionate about health. I'm not a comedian, but I'm passionate about making you laugh." - Unknown
7. "The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook." - Julia Child
8. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." - Unknown
9. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
10. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields
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