Funny quotes or sayings
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."
9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist with a touch of sass."
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1. The Art of Peace begins with you. Work on yourself and your appointed task in the Art of Peace. Everyone has a spirit that can be refined, a body that can be trained in some manner, a suitable path to follow.2. The way of the warrior is the resolute acceptance of death.3. True victory is vic
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. The futu
Here are some common sayings and phrases from Northern Ireland:1. Dead on - meaning good or okay.2. Wee - meaning small or little.3. Craic - meaning fun or enjoyment.4. Aye - meaning yes.5. Quare - meaning very or quite.6. Bout ye? - meaning how are you?7. Catch yourself on - meaning g
1. I baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.2. Through baptism, you are welcomed into the family of God.3. May the grace of baptism guide you on your journey of faith.4. As you are baptized, may you be filled with the Holy Spirit and the love of God.5.
1. Culture is the widening of the mind and of the spirit. - Jawaharlal Nehru2. Culture is the arts elevated to a set of beliefs. - Thomas Wolfe3. Culture is the name for what people are interested in, their thoughts, their models, the books they read and the speeches they hear. - Walter Lippma
Here are some funny old Tagalog sayings:1. Ang taong nagigipit, sa bumbay kumakapit. (A person in need clings to the Indian moneylender.)2. Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. (If there's patience, there's boiled meat.)3. Kung walang tiyaga, walang nilaga. (Without patience, there's no boiled meat.)
1. Love is all you need.2. Happily ever after starts here.3. Two hearts, one love.4. Forever begins today.5. Together is a beautiful place to be.6. Love is the key to our happily ever after.7. I do, forever and always.8. Love is the greatest adventure.9. Today, two become one.10.
Here are some quotes attributed to Ali ibn Abi Talib on kindness:1. Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever is not kind has no faith.2. Do not let your difficulties fill you with anxiety, after all, it is only in the darkest nights that stars shine more brightly.3. The best form of charity is
1. A daughter is one of the most beautiful gifts this world has to give. 2. And though she be but little, she is fierce. - William Shakespeare3. A baby girl is a miracle that never ceases to be miraculous. 4. She is the joy of my heart and the light of my life. 5. A daughter is a little gir
1. I'm at the end of my rope.2. I'm about to lose my mind.3. I'm at my wit's end.4. I'm about to blow a gasket.5. I'm about to hit the roof.6. I'm about to snap.7. I'm about to throw in the towel.8. I'm about to scream my head off.9. I'm about to go ballistic.10. I'm about to flip