Funny quotes sayings and pictures
I'm glad you're looking for some humor! Here are a few funny quotes and sayings:
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, there are some parts missing."
7. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person."
10. "I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."
I hope these bring a smile to your face!
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1. जब से तुम्हें मिला हूँ, मेरी जिंदगी में खुशियां ही खुशियां हैं। आज हमारी शादी की सालगिरह है, और मैं बस यही कहना चाहती हूँ कि तुम मेरे लिए सब कुछ हो।2. तुम्हारे साथ बीते हुए साल ने मुझे सिखाया है कि प्यार का मतलब है साथ रहना, मुश्किलों का सामना करना और एक-दूसरे के साथ बढ़ते रहना। आज हमारी शादी
1. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.2. I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.3. I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen.4. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.5. I'm not a chef, I'm an artist. My medium is food.6. I
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1. My fat pants are my happy pants.2. Fat pants: because life is too short for uncomfortable clothes.3. Fat pants: the ultimate comfort zone.4. In fat pants, we trust.5. Fat pants: the unofficial uniform of relaxation.6. Thick thighs save lives, fat pants make it comfortable.7. Fat pant
1. As die hemel val, vang ons larks. (When the sky falls, we'll catch larks.)2. Jy kan nie 'n ou hond nuwe truuks leer nie. (You can't teach an old dog new tricks.)3. Wie nie waag nie, wen nie. (He who doesn't risk, doesn't win.)4. Dis nie al goud wat blink nie. (All that glitters is not gol
1. तुम्हारे बिना जीना मुश्किल है, तुम्हारे साथ जीना खुशियों से भरा है।2. तुम्हारी मुस्कान मेरे लिए सबसे खूबसूरत खजाना है।3. तुम्हारे प्यार में खोकर मैंने अपनी जिंदगी का सही मतलब समझा।4. तुम्हारे बिना दिन बीतते हैं, तुम्हारे साथ रातें खुशियों से भरी हैं।5. तुम्हारे बिना दिल बेकरार है, तुम्हा
1. Every dark cloud has a silver lining.2. The darkest clouds often bring the heaviest rain.3. Even in the darkest storm, the sun is still shining above the clouds.4. Storms make trees take deeper roots.5. The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.6. After the storm, comes the calm.