Funny quotes sayings tumblr
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity... constantly."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at sarcastic comments."
9. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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1. May this baptism be the beginning of a lifetime filled with blessings and grace.2. On this special day of baptism, may God's love and light shine upon you always.3. Congratulations on your baptism! May your faith continue to grow and guide you throughout your life.4. As you are baptized, m
1. Life is a beautiful journey, embrace every moment with gratitude and love.2. In the tapestry of life, every thread is important. Cherish the good times and learn from the bad.3. Life is a canvas, paint it with colors of joy, kindness, and love.4. The beauty of life lies in the little momen
1. I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list.2. I'm not a morning person, but coffee helps.3. Adventure awaits, but first, coffee.4. Wanderlust and caffeine.5. Espresso yourself.6. Sip happens.7. On a coffee break from reality.8. Caffeine and wanderlust fueling my adventures.9.
1. 一山不能容二虎 (yī shān bù néng róng èr hǔ) - One mountain cannot contain two tigers (meaning there can only be one leader or dominant figure in a situation).2. 马马虎虎 (mǎmǎhūhū) - Horse horse tiger tiger (meaning so-so or mediocre).3. 猪朋狗友 (zhū péng gǒu yǒu) - Pig friends and dog friends (ref
1. Wine a bit, you'll feel better.2. Come back with wine or go away.3. This house runs on love, laughter, and lots of wine.4. Wine a little, laugh a lot.5. Welcome, may your glass be full and your troubles be few.6. In wine there is truth, in our house there is plenty of both.7. Step as
1. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.2. Don't cry over spilled milk.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. A penny saved is a penny earned.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. You reap what you sow.8. The grass is always greener on the
1. May the lucky cat bring you wealth and prosperity.2. The lucky cat beckons good fortune and happiness into your life.3. Let the lucky cat guide you towards success and abundance.4. With the lucky cat by your side, may you always be blessed with good luck.5. The waving paw of the lucky ca
1. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Philippians 4:132. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. - Proverbs 3:53. For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope
1. On your spiritual birthday, may you be blessed with wisdom, peace, and love.2. Wishing you a joyful spiritual birthday filled with light and positivity.3. May your spiritual journey be filled with growth, grace, and gratitude on your special day.4. Happy spiritual birthday! May your soul c
1. It's not about how fast you can go, but how long you can last.2. Stamina is the ability to keep going when the going gets tough.3. Train hard, build your stamina, and conquer your limits.4. Stamina is the difference between giving up and pushing through.5. Endurance is not just the abili