Funny ranch sayings
1. "If you ain't muckin', you ain't ranchin'!"
2. "Don't squat with your spurs on!"
3. "Life is better on the ranch, where the cows don't judge and the horses don't talk back."
4. "Ranch life: where the work is hard, but the views are worth it."
5. "You can take the cowboy out of the ranch, but you can't take the ranch out of the cowboy."
6. "Ranchin' ain't for sissies!"
7. "In a world full of city slickers, be a ranch hand."
8. "Ranch livin': where the only drama is in the herd."
9. "Ranch life is like a good pair of boots - tough, reliable, and always there for you."
10. "Keep calm and cowboy on!"
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