Funny real life sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than you."

7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on my mental vacation."

9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just waiting for the right moment."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."

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