Funny redneck sayings
1. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
2. "I'm so country, I sweat gravy."
3. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
4. "She's as happy as a tick on a fat dog."
5. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
6. "That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball."
7. "I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention."
8. "He's crazier than a road lizard."
9. "I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
10. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule."
Above is Funny redneck sayings.
1. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.2. Like a fish out of water.3. Sly as a fox.4. Busy as a bee.5. Strong as an ox.6. Quiet as a mouse.7. Happy as a clam.8. Free as a bird.9. Stubborn as a mule.10. Cunning as a snake.
1. The shadow of a ninja is never far behind.2. Patience is the key to victory.3. A true ninja moves in silence and strikes with precision.4. The mind is the sharpest weapon in a ninja's arsenal.5. Adaptability is the mark of a skilled ninja.6. In the midst of chaos, find your center.7.
1. Swing for the fences.2. Keep your eye on the ball.3. See the ball, hit the ball.4. Wait for your pitch.5. Stay back and drive it.6. Don't try to do too much.7. Hit 'em where they ain't.8. Be quick, but don't hurry.9. Trust your hands.10. Stay loose and relaxed.
1. I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.4. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm not a morning pers
1. You are a ray of sunshine in my life.2. I appreciate you more than words can express.3. Your kindness knows no bounds.4. I am grateful for your unwavering support.5. You make the world a better place just by being in it.6. Thank you for being you.7. Your presence brings joy to those
1. The name's Bond, James Bond.2. Shaken, not stirred.3. I never joke about my work, 007.4. The world is not enough.5. Bond. James Bond.6. You only live twice.7. I think he got the point.8. I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.9. I've always tried to teach you two things: First, n
1. Merry and Bright2. Let it Snow3. Jingle All the Way4. Tis the Season5. Joy to the World6. Ho Ho Ho7. Believe in the Magic of Christmas8. Fa La La La La9. Peace on Earth10. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
1. G'day mate! - A common Australian greeting2. Fair dinkum - Used to express authenticity or truthfulness3. No worries - A casual way of saying no problem or it's all good4. She'll be right - Meaning everything will be okay or will work out in the end5. Strewth! - An expression of sur
1. Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. - Unknown2. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker3. Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I'll tell you what they are. -
1. The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen.2. Don't stop when you're tired, stop when you're done.3. Success isn't given, it's earned. On the track, on the field, in the gym. With blood, sweat, and the occasional tear.4. The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorro