Funny relaxation quotes and sayings

1. "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not."

2. "Relax, nothing is under control."

3. "Keep calm and pretend you're at the beach."

4. "Serenity now, insanity later."

5. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."

6. "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming." - Dory from Finding Nemo

7. "Take a deep breath, it's just a bad day, not a bad life."

8. "Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed."

9. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."

10. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

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Seneca sayings

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Famous got sayings

1. When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. - Cersei Lannister2. Winter is coming. - House Stark3. A lion does not concern himself with the opinion of sheep. - Tywin Lannister4. Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. - Petyr Baelish5. The night is dark and full of terrors. - M

Anniversay cards sayings for daughter

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Valentine puzzle sayings

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Random weird sayings

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Funny keychains sayings

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Mermaid tail sayings

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Sayings in detroit become human

1. I am alive, and I want to be free. - Markus2. It's time to decide who you really are. - Connor3. We are more than what they say. Let's show them. - Kara4. The world is not fair, but we fight to make it so. - Markus5. I know you're angry, Daniel, but you need to trust me. - Connor6. We

Fur baby sayings

1. Fur babies are family too.2. Love is a four-legged word.3. My fur baby, my best friend.4. Who rescued who?5. Life is better with a fur baby.6. Home is where my fur baby is.7. Pawsitively adorable.8. Fur babies leave paw prints on our hearts.9. All you need is love and a dog.10.

Narayan murthy sayings

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