Funny religious quotes and sayings
1. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
3. "I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?" - Unknown
4. "I prayed for patience, and then I found out I had to wait for it." - Unknown
5. "I'm not sure if God put me here to accomplish great things or to watch me struggle and learn from my mistakes." - Unknown
6. "God must love stupid people because he made so many of them." - Unknown
7. "I'm spiritual, not religious. I go to church every Sunday to repent for what I did on Saturday night." - Unknown
8. "The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." - G.K. Chesterton
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
10. "I asked God for a sign, and he gave me a sense of humor." - Unknown
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