Funny remember sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than you."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."
10. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my cat's needs."
Above is Funny remember sayings.
1. Safety first, always.2. Be alert, stay safe.3. Safety is not a choice, it's a priority.4. Keep calm and stay safe.5. Safety starts with you.6. Safety is no accident.7. Work safe, stay safe.8. Safety is a team effort.9. Protect yourself, protect others.10. Safety is the best policy.
1. Age is just a number... that starts with a 4 and ends with a 0!2. Another year older, but who's counting? Oh right, everyone.3. They say with age comes wisdom... but I'm still waiting for the wisdom to kick in!4. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. I choose to stay young
1. Time is more wibbly-wobbly than you think.2. Everypony deserves a chance to change their future.3. Adventure is out there, you just have to be brave enough to find it.4. Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to think outside the box.5. Never underestimate the power of friendship a
1. Don't count the days, make the days count. - Unknown2. Every day is a new beginning, take a deep breath and start again. - Unknown3. Time is a created thing. To say 'I don't have time,' is like saying, 'I don't want to.' - Lao Tzu4. The future is something which everyone reaches at the rat
1. I'm not getting older, I'm just increasing in value like a fine wine.2. I may be 17, but my maturity level is still up for debate.3. Turning 17 is like being in the awkward teenage phase of adulthood.4. At 17, I'm officially old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway
1. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump2. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz3. Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown4. Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
1. Love is like a war; easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H. L. Mencken2. The course of true love never did run smooth. - William Shakespeare3. Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare4. The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, b
1. Land of the free because of the brave.2. Home of the free, because of the brave.3. Honoring all who served.4. Thank you for your service and sacrifice.5. Freedom isn't free, thank a veteran.6. All gave some, some gave all.7. A hero is someone who has given his or her life to somethin
1. A crack is a sign that something is about to break, but it also lets the light in. 2. The cracks in life are where the light shines through. 3. Don't be afraid of the cracks, for that's how the light gets in. 4. In the broken places, beauty can still be found. 5. A vase that is broken an
1. Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus2. Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it, you can never get it back. - Harvey MacKay3. Time is what we want most, but what we use wors