Funny restroom sayings
1. "Please remain seated during the entire performance."
2. "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."
3. "Flush carefully, it's a long way to the kitchen."
4. "Bathroom rules: If you lift it up, put it down. If it runs out, replace it. If it's dirty, clean it. If you miss it, wipe it. If you're done, flush it."
5. "Wash your hands and say your prayers, because Jesus and germs are everywhere."
6. "Employees must wash hands before returning to work... or after eating Cheetos."
7. "This is my throne, so show some respect."
8. "If you're waiting for a sign to wash your hands, this is it."
9. "Remember, only you can prevent bathroom graffiti."
10. "No job is finished until the paperwork is done."
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