Funny riddle sayings

1. "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems."

2. "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."

3. "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired."

4. "What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish."

5. "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing."

6. "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman."

7. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

8. "What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time."

9. "Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged."

10. "What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra."

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Baby bookmark sayings

1. A baby is a blessing, a gift from heaven above.2. Babies are the sweetest bookmarks in the story of our lives.3. A baby's laughter is like a bookmark in the chapters of our hearts.4. Babies are the bookmarks that mark the beginning of a new chapter.5. Babies are like bookmarks, holding o

Beside me quotes and sayings

1. Don't compare your chapter 1 to someone else's chapter 20.2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. The only way

Cool sayings for t shirts

1. Stay wild, moon child2. Adventure awaits3. Good vibes only4. Be a voice, not an echo5. Chase the sun6. Wild and free7. Not all who wander are lost8. Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright9. Choose joy10. Radiate positivity

Best kurdish sayings

1. He who has a good friend doesn't need a mirror.2. A guest is a gift from God.3. A tree is known by its fruit.4. A good neighbor is better than a brother far off.5. Patience is the key to paradise.6. A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will.7. The heart of a mother is a deep aby

Dads favourite sayings

1. Measure twice, cut once.2. If you're going to do something, do it right.3. Hard work pays off.4. Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.5. There's no substitute for experience.6. Actions speak louder than words.7. You reap what you sow.8. Life is what you make of it.9.

Australian sayings that don& 39

1. Fair dinkum - meaning genuine or true2. No worries - meaning don't worry or it's no problem3. She'll be right - meaning everything will be okay4. G'day mate - a common greeting meaning hello friend5. Strewth - an expression of surprise or disbelief6. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi

Growth chart ruler sayings

1. Watch me grow inch by inch, day by day.2. Growing strong and tall, reaching for the sky.3. Every inch marks a milestone in my journey.4. From little seeds grow mighty trees.5. Measure my growth, see how far I've come.6. Growing up, not out!7. Stand tall, reach high, grow proud.8. G

Nurses t shirts sayings

1. Nursing: It's not just a job, it's a calling.2. Save one life, you're a hero. Save a hundred lives, you're a nurse.3. Keep calm and trust a nurse.4. Nurses: The heart of healthcare.5. Nursing is a work of heart.6. Behind every great doctor is an even greater nurse.7. Nurses make it a

Catchy golf sayings

1. Drive for show, putt for dough.2. Grip it and rip it.3. Swing easy, hit hard.4. Keep calm and play on.5. It's not how you drive, it's how you arrive.6. Tee it high and let it fly.7. Hit 'em long and straight.8. Drive it like you stole it.9. The harder you practice, the luckier yo

D&b sayings

1. Do it right the first time, every time.2. Quality is not an act, it is a habit.3. Measure twice, cut once.4. Success is in the details.5. Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.6. Work smarter, not harder.7. Consistency is key.8. Plan your work and work your plan.