Funny rough as sayings

1. "As rough as a cat's tongue on a hot day."

2. "As rough as a porcupine's backside."

3. "As rough as a bear's morning breath."

4. "As rough as a sandpaper sandwich."

5. "As rough as a hedgehog in a pillow fight."

6. "As rough as a cactus in a hug."

7. "As rough as a cheese grater on a sunburn."

8. "As rough as a gravel road in bare feet."

9. "As rough as a chainsaw serenade."

10. "As rough as a gorilla's handshake."

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