Funny rude irish sayings
Here are a few funny and rude Irish sayings:
1. "May the cat eat you and may the devil eat the cat."
2. "You're about as useful as a marzipan dildo."
3. "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night... and may a flock of seagulls take a liking to your face."
4. "You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit."
5. "May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty."
6. "You're as sharp as a beach ball."
7. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door... unless you're selling something, then bugger off."
8. "You're about as subtle as a flying brick."
9. "May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out."
10. "You're as useless as a knitted condom."
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