Funny running quotes sayings
1. "I run because punching people is frowned upon."
2. "Running is my therapy...until I realize how much laundry I have to do afterwards."
3. "I run so I can eat more pizza."
4. "Running: Cheaper than therapy."
5. "I run because I really like dessert."
6. "Running is my way of chasing my dreams...and the ice cream truck."
7. "I run because zombies can't catch me."
8. "Running: Because walking is too mainstream."
9. "I run because I really, really like tacos."
10. "Running: Because sometimes wine doesn't solve everything."
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1. You are the greatest gift I could ever receive, my dear grandson.2. May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and love, my precious grandson.3. You bring so much light and happiness into our lives, dear grandson. Merry Christmas!4. Watching you grow and thrive fills my heart with pr
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1. Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future. - John F. Kennedy2. Children are like wet cement, whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott3. Children are not things to be molded, but are people to be unfolded. - Jess Lair4. Every child is
1. Feeling blue? Just dye your hair!2. Life's too short for boring hair, go blue!3. Blue hair, don't care.4. When in doubt, go blue.5. Blue hair, bold personality.6. Embrace the blues, in your hair.7. Let your hair do the talking, go blue.8. Blue hair, vibrant soul.9. Blue like the
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Many old sayings have interesting origins that date back to historical events, cultural practices, or folklore. Here are a few examples:1. Bite the bullet: This saying originated from the practice of having soldiers bite on a bullet during surgery in the absence of anesthesia. It was believed that
1. I am the prince of all Saiyans!2. You may have invaded my mind and my body, but there's one thing a Saiyan always keeps... his pride!3. I do not fear this new challenge. Rather like a true warrior, I will rise to meet it.4. Strength is the only thing that matters in this world. Everything
1. 60 and still rocking it!2. Aged to perfection at 60!3. 60 is the new 40... with 20 years of experience!4. 60 and fabulous!5. Sixty and sassy!6. 60 and still young at heart!7. 60 and loving it!8. 60 and thriving!9. 60 and still a party animal!10. 60 and better than ever!
1. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. - Les Brown2. We are all of us stars, and we deserve to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe3. Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. - W. Clement Stone4. We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.