Funny running sayings and quotes

1. "I run because punching people is frowned upon."

2. "Running: Cheaper than therapy."

3. "I run so I can eat more pizza."

4. "Running is my happy hour."

5. "I thought they said 'rum', not 'run'."

6. "Running: Because zombies will eat the slow ones first."

7. "I run because I really like food."

8. "Running is the answer. Who cares what the question is."

9. "Running: Because walking is too mainstream."

10. "I run because I really, really like cake."

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