1. "I run because punching people is frowned upon."
2. "Running late is my cardio."
3. "I run so I can eat more pizza."
4. "Will run for tacos."
5. "Running: Cheaper than therapy."
6. "Sweat now, wine later."
7. "I'm only a morning person when I'm running."
8. "Running: Because zombies will eat the slow ones first."
9. "Running is my happy hour."
10. "Run like you stole something (like the last cookie)."
Above is Funny running sayings for t shirts.
1. I may be small, but I have a big heart.2. Don't underestimate me just because of my size.3. I may be far away, but I'm still a part of the solar system.4. I may be a dwarf planet, but I'm still out here shining.5. Just because I'm not a planet doesn't mean I'm not important.6. I may be
1. Thanks for noticing me.2. It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine.3. A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.4. Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.5.
1. When the going gets tough, the tough get going.2. Tough times never last, but tough people do.3. It's not about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.4. Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.5. The only way to do great work is to love what you d
1. Love is like a ghetto, you never know what you're gonna get. 2. In the ghetto of love, we make our own rules and create our own paradise. 3. Love in the ghetto is raw, real, and unapologetic. 4. In the streets of love, we find beauty in the chaos. 5. Ghetto love is a fierce kind of love,
1. Running: Cheaper than therapy.2. Sweat now, smile later.3. Running: Because chocolate doesn't ask questions.4. Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you.5. Running: Where the weak are killed and eaten.6. Run like you stole something.7. Running: Because zo
1. Break a leg... and a tooth! Enjoy some sweet treats after the show.2. You're a star on stage and in our hearts. Here's a little sugar to sweeten your performance.3. Lights, camera, candy! May your performance be as sweet as these treats.4. Drama queens and kings deserve a royal treat. Enjo
1. Christmas just isn't the same without you here.2. The holidays feel empty without your presence.3. I miss your laughter and warmth during this festive season.4. The joy of Christmas is overshadowed by your absence.5. I wish you were here to share in the holiday cheer.6. The lights and
1. Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky in morning, sailor's warning.2. When the rooster crows at night, the devil is in sight.3. A stitch in time saves nine.4. If the sun shines while it's raining, the devil is beating his wife.5. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.6. Don
1. A stone is heavy and the sand is light, but they both need to be carried.2. A river cuts through rock, not because of its power but because of its persistence.3. The wound is the place where the light enters you.4. A man who has no enemies is a man who has no character.5. A bird will alw
1. The deeper the roots, the stronger the tree.2. In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.3. The deeper the sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.4. Life is a journey, not a destination. Embrace the depths and the heights along