Funny sad quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not crying, I'm just watering my face."
2. "Life is like a rollercoaster, and I'm the one stuck at the bottom."
3. "I'm not sure if I'm depressed or just hungry."
4. "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
7. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just an optimist with experience."
8. "I'm not a complete failure, I'm just a work in progress."
9. "I'm not antisocial, I'm just selectively social."
10. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes to success."
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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1. A gnome's home is where the heart is, and a few mushrooms too.2. Gnomes don't believe in luck, we believe in hard work and a little bit of magic.3. Don't underestimate the power of a gnome's wit, it's sharper than a thorn bush.4. Gnomes may be small, but our hearts are as big as the forest