Funny sage sayings

1. "A wise man once said nothing at all, and everyone thought he was a sage."

2. "If a sage falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

3. "The sage knows that laughter is the best medicine, but sometimes a good pun is a close second."

4. "A sage once told me, 'Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's almond milk, then you can cry a little.'"

5. "The sage knows that life is like a box of chocolates, but sometimes you get the ones with weird fillings."

6. "A sage once said, 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again...or just order takeout.'"

7. "The sage knows that a watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot always boils over."

8. "A wise sage once said, 'Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, it's already tomorrow in Australia.'"

9. "The sage knows that a rolling stone gathers no moss, but it does attract a lot of attention."

10. "A sage once told me, 'Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving...or invest in a good kickstand.'"

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