Funny sales sayings
1. "I'm not a salesperson, I'm a problem solver with a commission."
2. "I'm not just a salesperson, I'm a professional mind-changer."
3. "I'm not here to sell you something you don't need, I'm here to help you realize you need it."
4. "Sales is like a game of chess, except the board is the customer's mind and the pieces are your words."
5. "I'm not just selling a product, I'm selling a lifestyle upgrade."
6. "I'm not a salesperson, I'm a persuasive conversationalist."
7. "Sales is the art of convincing someone to buy something they didn't know they wanted."
8. "I'm not here to pressure you into buying, I'm here to guide you towards making the right decision."
9. "Sales is like a dance, and I've got all the right moves to close the deal."
10. "I'm not just selling a product, I'm selling a solution to all your problems."
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