Funny sandwich sayings
1. "I'm just here for the sandwiches."
2. "Life is like a sandwich, you have to fill it with the best ingredients."
3. "I love you more than a good sandwich... well, maybe not."
4. "I'm not a hoarder, I just really love sandwiches."
5. "Sandwiches: the ultimate comfort food."
6. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it... especially if it's a sandwich."
7. "You can't make everyone happy, you're not a sandwich."
8. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry... and there were no sandwiches."
9. "I'm in a committed relationship with sandwiches."
10. "Sandwiches are like hugs you can eat."
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