Funny sarcastic quotes sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a not-a-morning-person person."
6. "I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I am pretty close."
7. "I'm not sure what my spirit animal is, but I'm pretty sure it has rabies."
8. "I'm not saying I'm old, but my birth certificate is written in Roman numerals."
9. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in real life."
10. "I'm not saying I'm always right, but I'm never wrong."
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