Funny sarcastic sayings about friends
1. "Friends are like snowflakes, they disappear when you need them the most."
2. "Friends are the people who stick around until they find someone better to hang out with."
3. "A true friend is someone who stabs you in the front."
4. "Friends are like bras, close to your heart but always trying to suffocate you."
5. "Friends are the people who know all your flaws and still choose to hang out with you."
6. "Friends are like a good book, they're there for you until someone more interesting comes along."
7. "Friends are the people who know all your secrets and still choose to mock you with them."
8. "Friends are like a good wine, they get better with age but can also leave a bitter taste in your mouth."
9. "Friends are the people who make you question your sanity, but in a fun way."
10. "Friends are like a bad haircut, you're stuck with them until it grows out."
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